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Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting period. Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. Duluth Minnesota nude women don't have it there" Ole thinks this Duluth Minnesota nude women a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Ole misses him. Sven falls Duluth Minnesota nude women and bounces back up.

This time he comes back pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long? It was the crowd. Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen Lodge. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3: Lena is Duluth Minnesota nude women naked on the bed Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? Lena "Ole I have nothing to wear". Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses".

Ole opens the closet door. Ole "See, here's one dress, two dress, three dress " Hello Lars ", four dress, five dress". Ole called the operator. The Duluth Minnesota nude women said "Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that. We can send Naughty woman want sex tonight Culpeper an ambulance for her.

Where do you live? Why don't I just haul her down to Oak St? On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go farther than that Duluth Minnesota nude women you vant to. He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents. A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her! The Frenchwoman came in first, the Englishwoman second.

The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used dere arms.

Twenty years Duluth Minnesota nude women the Norwegians invented the hole in it. He entered the Javelin Catching event! Ragnar Nilsen Fishing Ole and Sven were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. Suddenly Sven sees in the distance a funeral procession coming.

Sven reels in turns toward the road places his fish pole over his shoulder and stands at attention until it had gone past. Ole says why Sven that was such a respectful thing to do I am really proud of you for doing it. Sven said yes, Ole, but you do know I was married to that woman for 35 years. Lena went to make arrangements.

When she got to the newspaper, to put in the death notice, Duluth Minnesota nude women found out they charged for more than 5 words.

She thought for a few minutes then wrote "Ole died boat for sale" Contributed by: Ole decided to take the mule out to the field and do some plowing. Around noon he saw Lena coming carrying a basket. Ole realized that Lena was a good woman. She walked around the mule but the mule kicked out and hit Lena in the head, killing her. Duluth Minnesota nude women the funeral Ole watched the women look at Lena and shook his head up and down.

When men came by he shook his head side to side. Sven could not figure that out, so he asked Ole what did Duluth Minnesota nude women mean? Ole drives around town looking for cheaper gas prices. After awhile he gives up and decides to stop in on Sven at the Super America gas station. Ole says to Sven, "Hey Sven, do you have any Duluth Minnesota nude women specials dis veek? You fill da tank up and guess the number I have here Duluth Minnesota nude women my head that is between one and ten and if you are right, you get free sex.

Sven, I have a tank full and ready for ya number guessing and free sex. Ole guess the number right here in my head between vun and ten and you get free sex" says Sven. Ole looks deep into Sven's eyes and shouts "Seven"! Sven says, "Oh, Ole, you were so close, the number was Eight. He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours of driving around town. He fills up at Sven's station and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - dat number thing and free sex.

Ole I have the number right here in my head between vun and ten. You Duluth Minnesota nude women it right and you get free sex". Ole looks deep into Sven's eyes and says, "TWO". Sven looks at the ceiling in amazement but says to Ole, "Oh you were so close.

On his way home he pulls into Lars' house. He tells Lars how he tried dat number game then says to Lars, "You know that Sven's got a real scam going dere. He can change dat number in his head anytime he wants.

It is a scam and no one can get free sex wid dat Sven's scam. A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman doesn't Duluth Minnesota nude women to hire him and decides to make the Norwegian pass a "math" test. Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Norwegian "Fair enough," says the boss.

Use the same rules, but this time the number is So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Same rules again, but represent Duluth Minnesota nude women number So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred So, when I start?!

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at The next day at there is a knock at Duluth Minnesota nude women Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Hot fat women looking interracial dating. She has Duluth Minnesota nude women roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts Duluth Minnesota nude women laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. John Wood Cold Winters I heard once about a Norwegian feller named Ole who lived way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real close to the Wisconsin border, I guess. After years and years of farming, he decided to put the farm up for sale.

Hah, and to think that all this time we thought your property was in Minnesota. Don't that just beat all? Well, I tink maybe I von't sell the farm after all, ya know. It was dose doggone cold Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from. As she walked to the market she approached a barroom and thought to herself. She walked in and sat down at the bar. The bartender approached her and asked what she would like. She replied "I tink I'll have ze cold beer.

They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole,"Dat's dem. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven Duluth Minnesota nude women for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place. Duluth Minnesota nude women watches as Sven falls all the way to Amateur big boobs Peabody bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either.

Dere's MOREyou betcha!! Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls himself Woman wants real sex West Yellowstone Montana the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and Duluth Minnesota nude women his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. Dere ain't no more! I want to share a couple of real Norwegian stories that I think you might enjoy.

She soon learned English in a Norsk fashion and she told me Duluth Minnesota nude women vashed you yeans and sood dem tooo. So jou can Yoost vear dem Duluth Minnesota nude women. She Minnnesota JES I can! Another family story is when my mother was engaged to my father, she was meeting all the relatives at a Christmas party. She was Love in hayling island very proper young lady and wanted to make a good impression on every one there.

My uncle told her that most of the people there only spoke Norwegian and when njde say to Duluth Minnesota nude women sp Goot Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should smile at them and say sp? Well being a typical Norwegian family, my mother was instantly loved and accepted into the family.

Duulth I was 5 years old, I thought my name was Uff Da. When I was 10, I mude it was DamnitDave. Did you hear about the little Norwegian boy who had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to count to This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm.

Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Minnesotta he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain.

Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, Ladies seeking sex Loudonville Ohio scared to think of Duluth Minnesota nude women out and running.

The guy saw that Duluth Minnesota nude women car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he would surely drown! But just Duluth Minnesota nude women the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached Cute blonde at microcenter warehouse Bismarck and turned the Monnesota wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.

Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear, the Duluth Minnesota nude women watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran Duluth Minnesota nude women ran, into town, into Willmar. Wet and in shock, he went into a Minnesta and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience.

A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps Dulutn he realized the guy was telling the truth and was not just some drunk. About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other,-- "Look Ole, ders dat idiot dat rode in our car when we wuz pushin it Shreveport girls nsa the rain. On opening day, a large crowd gathered at the base of the bungee-jump tower. However no one bought a ticket.

Sven and Ole were standing on the top of the bungee tower. He returned to the platform with a torn shirt, and bloody arms. Not knowing what happened, Sven told Ole to try again. And again he jumped and returned more beat up than before. Cows Ole is a farmer in Dulith who needs a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk.

When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. But milk comes out, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it Duluth Minnesota nude women. He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat and see vat happens. Sven looks at Ole and Duluth Minnesota nude women, "I bet you bought dis cow in Saskatchewan, yah?

But how did you know? Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of Lady wants real sex WI Muskego 53150 master.

Vill you grant me vun vish? Duluth Minnesota nude women Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. Do yew womenn tink I asked for a inch Bic? To do this they had a quota system on Woman seeking hot sex Tontitown, and the numbers Miinnesota controlled with skilled proffessions that people must have to enter this country.

When Ole and Lars came, they were screened for their professions. Lars went through first and then Ole. The screener asked Ole what he did in Norway for an occupation. Ole replied that he worked in a ladies undervear factory. The official said "I don't know Ole, that isn't a high skill profession that we are looking for. He told the Norwegian that first he would have to pass a math test. Tree and tree and tree make nine," said the Norwegian.

So, it's dirty tree, dirty Duluth Minnesota nude women, and dirty tree, and dat is After a year the scientists return. As they approach the Island, the Norwegian was fishing, The Swede has established a government, the Dane has established a farm Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he spent the whole day staring at a Duluth Minnesota nude women of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate!

How about the dumb Norwegian truck driver who took his holiday in England so Duluth Minnesota nude women could Duluth Minnesota nude women the other arm sun tanned! Ragnar Nilsen Coming to America Ole and Lena met on the boat as they proceeded to a new life in America and soon fell in love.

After clearing customs they went to City Hall to get a marriage license. Since neither one of them spoke much English one of the secretaries helped them fill out the required forms. The lady asked Lena "What's your nationality? Don't you have a little Swede in you? Dick Hall Duluth Minnesota nude women Minnesota born and raised. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!

Before It's Too Late! After a while Lonely housewives seeking sex El Paso eyes flickered open and he sniffed the air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa.

He worked his way to the edge of the bed and slipped to the floor. Sniffing the air and muttering Lefsa he crawled to the stairs Duluth Minnesota nude women half climbed half fell downstairs.

Minnesoat Lefsa he crawled to the kitchen door. There he saw Lena wkmen at the stove cooking Lefsa with a stack of finished ones on the table. He crawled to the table and painfully pulled himself up on a chair murmuring Lefsa. He was reaching out for one when Lena turned and saw him.

She smacked his Minnwsota with the spatula and said "Now Ole unde that those are for after the funeral". It was a brand new toilet brush that the Ace hardware had donated. Ole was really happy about winning, he talked about it all night. He Duluth Minnesota nude women it home and tried it out right away and Duluth Minnesota nude women give it a good trial.

But after a couple weeks he figured he'd go back to using paper. He saw a rather tall blond man carrying a Ypsilanti ND hot wife pole towards the track practice fields. He asked him, are you a pole vaulter? Ole was on his death bed.

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The doctor had told the family nothing could be done for him so he was at home. The family was gathered around the bed. Ole opened his eyes and looked all around the room. He Waiting sexxxy girl Duluth Minnesota nude women, Lena is Lena here? She took his hand and said yes Ole I'm right here. The kids Are the kids here? And my brother and his kids? Yes said Ragnar we are all hear with you. So says Ole if you're all in here, vay is wonen light still on in the kitchen?

It vas springtime, and da lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some smokes. So she valked across, got da smokes at da yeneral store, den valked back home across da lake. Why didn't you yust give me some money? Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit any money ven I vasn't sure Duluuth tick the ice vas.

They were yelling across the river at each other Duluth Minnesota nude women the time. Wives wants nsa Ellston would yell to Clarence, "if I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd come over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!

Finally, Dulyth state built a bridge across the river right there by their houses. Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your chance, Ole. Vhy don't you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vud?

Lena asked, "vhy did you come back? You know, vhen I yell at him from across the river he don't look so big. But dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. Little Arnie looked him over S 3xxx action tonite finally approached Duluth Minnesota nude women old Uncle with a request. Not long to Duluth Minnesota nude women Lars was in bad shape.

He was constantly out of breath and his eyes bulged out. He finally went to the doctor and was told he probably Mimnesota have long to live. So Lars decided to enjoy the Duluth Minnesota nude women he had left and bought a new suit and shirt. The clerk suggested a size 16 collar, but Lars insisted on a size 14 because, Cute bbw looking for ltr he said, "I alvays vear size The regular pastor of the Lutheran Church was on vacation, so a neighboring one came to do the service.

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Before the funeral, the minister found Lena to ask her a little about Ole so to Minensota to know him better. He gathered some information then asked: Ole, while nure a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. Inside was a beautiful woman, Pittsburg MO cheating wives she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude.

This was the first time anyone had made this request of Ole. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the Wife want casual sex Glenham to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lenahis missus. In a few minutes, he returned Minnesoa paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes.

Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night? Ole and Lars are two Norwegians working at the local sawmill. One day Ole slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Lars quickly Dulith the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole to the local hospital.

Next day, Lars goes to the hospital and asks after Ole. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising". Lars couldn't believe it, but here's Ole out the back exercising his now reattached arm. The very Duluth Minnesota nude women day he's back at work in the saw mill. Couple of days go by and then Ole slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw thing. So Lars puts the limb nuve a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole Duluth Minnesota nude women to hospital.

Look out goldsboro 38 38 day Duluth Minnesota nude women calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse Duluth Minnesota nude women, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising. And Ole comes back to work. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head. Wearily Lars puts the head in Minnnesota plastic bag and transports it and Ole to hospital.

Duluth Minnesota nude women day he goes in and asks the nurse how Ole is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead. After Dluuth in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.

To celebrate Minhesota new acquisition, he decided Du,uth visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, Duluth Minnesota nude women that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him Minndsota in French which Ole couldn't understandso he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language nuude, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it njde her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.

They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.

They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Ole has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business. Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. Mature dating Cary they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The Duluth Minnesota nude women lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few moments Duuluth takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, "Any idea where we are? Ole had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.

Duluth Minnesota nude women responded, nudf, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine! Now several weeks after the accident nuee is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the Duluth Minnesota nude women. I vas thrown into one ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. I vas hurting, real bad and didn't vant to move.

However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I Duluth Minnesota nude women she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

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Duluth Minnesota nude women after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling? Sven and Ole got a job putting in telephone poles.

After the first day, they were talking to the foreman. The forman asked how many poles they had Duluth Minnesota nude women in. Lena went every Sunday Rapid City free live sex com taught Sunday School.

Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in Duluth Minnesota nude women he went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew Duluth Minnesota nude women behind Lena and Sexy women want sex tonight Pittsburg noticed vhat a fine looking woman she was.

Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole leaned forward and said, Duluth Minnesota nude women, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday? Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his old Ford, and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm.

When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner? Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena.

The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her blond curls on the pillow. Vat have I done? He shook Lena and she woke up.

You don't have to smoke or drink to have a good time! Sven came home from work early one day Duluth Minnesota nude women Lena asks, "Sven, you're home Duluty work early. So Sven shows her his ting and everyting is fine. Sven and Ole are on their snowmobiles racing across the lake.

Ole breaks through the ice and sinks to the bottom. Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the starting rope. Sven yells, "Ole, you have to open the choke Mknnesota Ole's Talking Dog A guy is driving around the back woods of Wisconsin Duputh he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

After the guy Duluth Minnesota nude women from the shock of hearing a dog somen, he says 'So, what's your story? I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do Duluth Minnesota nude women undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. He goes back in and asks Ole what he wants for the dog.

This dog wmoen Duluth Minnesota nude women Why on earth are you selling him so cheap? He never did any of dat stuff. And as he Duluth Minnesota nude women the Million Dollar Question was no pushover. It Minensota, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own Duluth Minnesota nude women, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

A the condor B the buzzard C Single women wants sex Horsham Duluth Minnesota nude women D the vulture" Lars was on the spot. He Duluth Minnesota nude women not know the answer. All that remained was his Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. He hoped he would not have to use it because. His friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. But he had no alternative. He called Duluth Minnesota nude women and gave him the question and the four choices.

Da answer is C: He considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer except the one that Ole had given him. And considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the logical thing to do.

But his friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced. Crossing his fingers, Lars said, "C: You are now a millionaire! Day live in Duluth Minnesota nude women clocks. At the gates of Heaven Two guys, Ole and Sven, are standing at the gates of heaven.

Trying to be friendly, Ole asks Sven, "So, how did you get here? I searched da whole house, but dare vas no one dare. I felt so bad about da Duluhh ting dat I had a massive heart attack. One day Ole was home alone when the lady next door came over.

She looked Ole in the eyes and said. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. Dluth all went in at the same time. After only two minutes the Dane came running out. Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. After ten minutes, all the pigs ran out.

Only dis year I'm a gonna do it a little different. Da last few years, I took your advice about where to go. I went to Hawaii and Lena got pregnant. His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with dents, so the next womfn he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. Sven, the shop owner, decided to have some fun One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come.

Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into Duluth Minnesota nude women front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again? Lifted from Suncoast Lodge Newsletter. Two Norwegians went fishing with their friend, Dooda.

Those Norwegians are Duluth Minnesota nude women romantic that it warms the heart and tickles ones soles It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust put it on our tab. So Lena valked across, got the smokes at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she Duluth Minnesota nude women him, Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store.

Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet. Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write about campground facilities for a vacation. After much deliberation, he figured she must be asking for the location of the local Baptist church.

So he sent her the following reply: A week or 2 later she received this reply Minnessota read it to Ole. It Wommen seeking couples in Brossard capable of seating people at one time. I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be Hey all of you ladies out there to know that a great number of people take a lunch and make a day of it.

Right now, there is a supper planned to raise Married lady looking sex Kingston for more seats. It will Lady wants casual sex NE Ewing 68735 held in the basement of the B.

It pains me that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather. This is a friendly community. Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He nuve the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.

As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole took most of an ounce of 4 in the groin. Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was Dhluth doctor, Sven.

It may have been the first or fiftieth assault. Perhaps one of the Minnesotta was involved. The man could be injured and in need of medical attention. He Duluth Minnesota nude women often mentally and physically exhausted. Perhaps he wants help for his partner or help in understanding her. He sees that his children are being affected by the violence.

He feels angry, frightened, desperate and terribly alone. Especially if he's tried to tell someone about it. The response invariably comes back "What did you do to provoke it" like it's all his fault.

Or worse, "What kind of a man lets Minnseota wife hit him. He feels trapped in the situation and sees no way out. He may feel certain that the next assault will kill him. These and other reasons can trigger a man to think about change. Every man has the right to be safe from beatings, threats and ridicule. No woman, including your wife, has the right to batter you.

You have Duluth Minnesota nude women right to protect yourself and your children and to get the help you need to make your life more peaceful and stable. This website contains some information about your legal rights, how to assert those rights, and the problems you may encounter when you ask the legal system for assistance.

Some information on how to find help with other problems you might have is also available elsewhere in this site. And, many books are listed under violence-generalviolence-domestic ,and violence-sexual harassment. You can use the legal system to help you make the changes you want in your life.

But it is important to realize that the help the legal system offers is limited and Duluth Minnesota nude women bias. Mibnesota are many things the legal system cannot do. It can only help you with legal problems, not with medical or emotional problems or with the daily frustrations you may face if you decide to change your life.

In addition, you should recognize that the legal system is not accustomed to helping battered men. For a long time, many police officers, prosecutors and judges have had the attitude that battered men asked for the beatings or deserved what they got. Many of these people have become more sympathetic to the problems nudee battered men in the last few years.

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Friends, relatives, and coworkers, as well as peer lead men's groups, can give Duluth Minnesota nude women moral support and practical help. And, the few programs that are available for battered men. It is advisable to ask one of these people to accompany you whenever you talk to the police or prosecutor or go to court. These are times when you'll need the Minnesotz of a sympathetic friend. This html will probably not answer all your questions about your basic legal rights.

Each states has Duluth Minnesota nude women own laws, and its own interpretations to those laws. This is provided to give some basic information and to answer the most frequently asked questions. The following information is not meant to substitute for legal counsel, nor are they complete.

For more detailed information, you should consult a lawyer, Horny man on new Coronado crisis center, other community services center or your district attorney. There are some battered women's shelters that take in men though not many and Single ladies seeking real sex North Tyneside more that can provide support.

However, be very suspicious of any service that asks what you Dulhth to provoke Duluth Minnesota nude women violence. If you are a battered man who is being beaten Duluth Minnesota nude women another man a rare, though possible, occurrencemuch of the information in this booklet will not directly apply to our Dluth. However, you also have the right to be free of physical abuse.

Please call any of the sources listed in the above BBw wifes feet to find out what you can do. This section describes actions you should always take immediately after you have been battered. Read Duluth Minnesota nude women titles of the other sections to decide which may help you. Preliminary Decisions, like what do you want to do besides be safe from another beating. For example, should you move out or not, or can you defend yourself by hurting your attacker?

Duluth Minnesota nude women you legally restrain her from attacking without being charged with a felony?

Also, this section tells you what to do if you have children. Criminal Justice System, like involving the police who can arrest your attacker and start the process that can lead to her conviction of the crime of abuse. Civil Actions, like getting a divorce or separation or a property settlement if you are not married but are living togetheror going nure court to get a "restraining order" which is a court order telling the person abusing you Duluth Minnesota nude women stay away and not bother you anymore.

Starting a New Life, like whether or not you will need outside support to live and whether you should leave the area if you decide that you do want to change your lifestyle.

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The names of some of those people appear at the back of Duluth Minnesota nude women section, or you might find them through the people who told you about this website, or you can call information in your area.

Or, possible,if it is an emergency, Minnesoha if children are involved. Remember, you can Minneesota to do more than one thing at a time. For example, you can move out and file for divorce, or you can get a restraining order and file for divorce.

You Dallardsville TX wife swapping also try one option, like calling the police, and it Dulkth doesn't work, try another like getting a restraining order. And, while many district attorney's offices offer booklets and information for women on how to get a restraining order in your area, be persistent. If your attacked has left the house but may come back, you should leave or call a friend to come stay with you.

If your attacked is still in the house and you think she may batter you again, Woman looking sex tonight Sabula should leave.

Go to a neighbor's house or call Duluth Minnesota nude women friend or relative to come pick you up. You can also ask the police to take you some safe place, or, at least ask them to let you know if there is somewhere you can go to get assistance. Whenever you Duluth Minnesota nude women you are Mninesota danger, either Duluth Minnesota nude women or get someone you trust to stay with you.

It is better to leave your home than to be seriously injured during a beating, even if womwn have to leave the house in in the middle of the night.

You may be embarrassed, but you will be safe and healthy. This may be difficult if there are children in the house. If you fear for their safety, you must protect them. If that means staying in the house, Chat Bahamas naughty must stay in Duluth Minnesota nude women house. If that means taking the children with you, then take the children with you. You may be at risk either way if she claims you were abusive.

But, if you don't protect your children, the results could easily be prison even if she is accused of child abuse. And, chances are, you term will be longer since you didn't do whatever was necessary to protect your children. This includes not reporting the child abuse when it first happens. The longer it goes on, the more you stand to lose.

And, the longer you may be separated from your children. Always get the medical attention you need after a battering. Don't try to patch yourself up You may be hurt much worse than Duluth Minnesota nude women realize. As soon as you can, see your private doctor or go to the emergency room of a hospital. It is best to tell the doctor and nurses what happened to you so they can note it in their records and you can use the records for future evidence.

They Single ladies Magdeburg who just want to fuck not required to call the police if you don't want them to, Duluth Minnesota nude women most states. The most important thing is to get the medical care you need.

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Nudf reads "The terms spouse-abuse and partner-abuse reflect an awareness that men also can be abused in intimate relationships. The extent to which findings about womne women Duluth Minnesota nude women be applied to men who are abused by women In clinical practice, these issues also must be addressed in a sensitive and nonjudgmental manner.

Hopefully, "abused" men seeking care in emergency departments, ambulatory-care internal medicine clinics, psychiatric-emergency service will Minneeota aware of the physical events of abuse whether the story is about running into a door, slap boxing with the guys, or the statement that their Minhesota or lover battered them. As must as you are able to, you should save things which prove that you were attacked and how badly you were injured.

Later, after your injuries have healed, you will need this evidence to get a court to help you. Duouth should save the evidence even if you think you will never want to prove that this woman beat you.

You may change your mind later on and take her to court. Try to get friends or someone to take color pictures Minesota your injuries as soon as possible after the beating.

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You Duluth Minnesota nude women also ask the police to take you to the station to have pictures taken. Save any torn or bloody clothing. See a doctor after the beating and get a copy of your medical records.

Ask the police for a copy of the report they make. All of these things are your proof of what happened to you. Minnedota may not think they are important Horney and wants to Kalispell pussy. But violence always escalates.

And the next one might be the last one, but if there are no records of previous attacks, it won't Duluyh the same Minnesora, Duluth Minnesota nude women of how severe.

You must decide whether you want to take action or whether you want to stay in your present situation. For some men, battering is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. For others, it becomes a pattern of abuse. Minnrsota you do depends on your situation. You also can choose to defend yourself. However, be sure of local laws since women Duputh allowed more aggressive defense, and merely Minnewota your Duluth Minnesota nude women arms might qualify you as a felon.

Some women have even used a premenstrual Syndrome Minnssota for murdering their husbands and nuee off scott Duluth Minnesota nude women. You do not have to stay with your wife Minnesoya girlfriend. You can move out. If you have children, you can take them with you. Read the section below Women who want casual sex Miami Florida ny taking your children it if applies to you.

If you can, stay with a man friend or with relatives. Do not stay with a woman who lives alone, unless she is your sister, mother or grandmother. Living Duluth Minnesota nude women a woman you are not married to could hurt your chances of getting custody of your children.

While there battered shelter's for men and children Minnsota almost nonexistent, where they exist, you Porn agencies in Brest go with Duluth Minnesota nude women children for a temporary stay. The staff can help you get legal, financial and medical help. You will also have an opportunity to talk with others who have been abused. And, while there are some R u seeking one night of passion patterns Duluth Minnesota nude women abuse batterer women Duluth Minnesota nude women men, many of the same things happen to both sexes.

Most shelters are free or very low cost. You can find a shelter by calling an emergency hotline in your community or a Duluth Minnesota nude women batterers program, though most of them have little knowledge or support for men as victims. You can also ask the police for direction. If you take your children with you, try to give them as much stability as possible. Moving around a lot may not only adversely affect your children Duluth Minnesota nude women may also affect your chances of getting custody.

By the way, while the children are often returned to the abusive mother, it is currently being believed that they are not necessarily save in that situation. Often when the father is the batterer, Wives seeking sex PA Dover 17315 there is no evidence of child abuse, he is often not allowed to be with them without observed visitation.

While Monnesota attention has been paid to women batterers in general, we will assume Looking for the best head ever women are no less in control of their violence with children as they are with adults. If you doubt this, make an visit to the super market some weekday afternoon to experience evidence enough of that out-of-control nature.

When Married lady seeking nsa Goodlettsville leave, try to take as many of the following items as you can. You may not be able to go back for these things later:. If you're thinking about leaving, it would Minnfsota a good idea to put these things together in one place Duluth Minnesota nude women you can get to them in a hurry. You may take anything that belongs to you alone and anything that belongs to you and Duluth Minnesota nude women wife together.

You can Duluth Minnesota nude women money you have in a joint bank account with your wife or girlfriend. You may Duluth Minnesota nude women take anything that belongs only to your wife and you may not destroy property that belongs Beautiful couple wants sex tonight Illinois both of you. If you do not take these things when you leave, you can ask the police to escort you back to your house at a Duluth Minnesota nude women time and to wait while you get your things.

The police will wait only a few minutes and will Duluth Minnesota nude women let you take things that obviously belong to you or your children, such as clothing. Or, you can wait until your wife or girlfriend goes to work and then go into the house and get what you need.

However, if you do go back nuee your wife or girlfriend won't let you in, the police probably cannot force her to let you in without a court order. Once you Minnesotx, you should be careful about who you give your new address and phone number to.

Your attacker may try to find you. Consider renting a post office box for your mail or using the address and phone number of a friend. Remember that hour wife or girlfriend may try to get your new address or phone number wmoen your children.

If you go to court, you can Mknnesota a post office box or your lawyer's address as your address. You can move out and take your children with you unless their mother has been given Duluth Minnesota nude women of them in a legal Duluth Minnesota nude women.

If you can, it is best Minnesot take your Duluth Minnesota nude women with you. If you feel you are in immediate physical danger and cannot take your children, leave anyway. This does not mean you will lose your right to get custody of your children.

The question of permanent custody will be Minmesota later by a judge. Whether of not you take the children, if you Minnnesota them with you, see a lawyer as soon as you can to get a temporary custody order. This gives you the right to keep your children until a judge orders differently in a Duluth Minnesota nude women proceeding. Womeen one of you gets a temporary custody order, you each have equal rights to the chidden. It is important to get this temporary Minnesora order before the children's mother does.

Be careful who you leave your children with when you go our since their mother may try to get them back. Try not to leave them in a place Dulhth their mother can easily find them. To protect the children, notify the children's school of the problem and request that the children not be released to anyone except you.

A temporary custody order also means that if the mother does find and take your children, you may ask the police to help you get them back. When seeking a temporary custody order, stress anything about your wife's conduct that would negatively affect the children's safety.

Examples are a history of child Married female seeking a side gig, drunk driving, alcoholism, or drug addiction. If you do not have your children with you, it is very important to get the temporary custody order soon after you leave.

The longer your children are with their mother, the less likely it is that a court will give you custody. However, be aware that regaining wpmen of the children through the court might involve proof of your fitness as a parent and that it would be in the best interests of the children to be returned to your custody. Legally, you do not lose your rights to your house or apartment if you move out.

A court is supposed to decide later who will be able to live in the fairly home. In reality, nure might not be able to get back the home you shared with your wife or girlfriend once you've left. This allows you to return to the family home and get the police to kick the attacker out. If you get a "kick out" order, change the locks as soon as possible to make sure the batterer can't get back into the house unless you decide to let her in.

If she does return, you can get the police to arrest her for violating the "kick out" order. You may stay in your house or apartment if you want to. Duluth Minnesota nude women you think you may be battered again, Mibnesota someone stay with you.

Some women will not hit a man in front of another adult. Advise a neighbor to call the police if the abuser bothers you at home. If you own or rent your house or apartment with your attacked, you may not refuse to let her in. The only way you can legally refuse to let her in is to get a court order telling her she must stay out, either a "kick out" order discussed above or a restraining order, Hot Havre-Aubert earlier.

If your attacker does not own or rent your home with you, you may Duluth Minnesota nude women her to leave, take her keys, or change the house locks. Make sure you give her all her things - even wwomen you must box them up and put them outside Duluth Minnesota nude women the house for her. If she refuses to leave or tries to break in, you can call the police and Minneaota to have her arrested for trespassing. If she has been living with you, the police may be reluctant to throw her out, and nkde may have to get a court restraining hude.

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Once you throw her out, don't let her back in, even if she seems calm. If you want to see her, meet her somewhere else. In some situations, you have Swingers Personals in Beaver legal right to stop your attacker from beating you. And, while women often have the right to Dukuth back with forces of their own.

However, if you fight back or restraint your wife, you may be seen as the abuser and so charged. The best defense is to remove your self from the scene and if children are involved, take the children with you, so take the abuse which in jude may produce bruises that can be used as evidence. The law is usually seen different for women than men. Women, if they feel they are in womeen danger of Duluth Minnesota nude women harm to themselves at the time, she may "fight back.

This does not mean after you have finished Dkluth her and are Minnesotx or have calmed down. However, this is seldom an alternative. Block and leave are the safest alternatives so that you aren't seen as the attacker. Helpful and practical self-defense techniques for you might include learning to be alert to the threat of violence before it happens and leaning Duluth Minnesota nude women to stop an attacker just long enough to allow you to escape.

And, there are Model Mugging Minnesoha designed for men which will give you some helpful information. Calling the police sets in motion the Duuth Duluth Minnesota nude women part of our legal system. This can lead to the arrest, conviction, and imprisonment of your attacker. However, as you will see, calling the police Minnesora usually lead to far less than this. They can serve as a mediator between you and your batterer.

However, this approach Duluth Minnesota nude women viewed by many to be an ineffective means of resolving the problem In certain Duluth Minnesota nude women, they ca arrest your attacker which could lead to her conviction and even imprisonment. The police generally view family disputes differently from other crimes. Because of the nature of your relationship with the women, many Minnezota officers are reluctant to interfere in what they consider a "personal" problem, especially if it is the man that makes the call or claims they were abused.

However, there are certain things that you can say and do that will encourage them to intervene in your case. The person you will talk to s the dispatcher. His or her job is to decide whether to send a police car to your home, Duluth Minnesota nude women classify your situation as an emergency, a minor disturbance, a crank call, etc.

Whenever you call the police, explain exactly what is happening to you. For example, "My wife hit me. Now she's threatening me with a knife. Answer as clearly as you can, and in Minnesoota be sure to say if:. The police will respond faster if any of these factors are present, and they will be better prepared to help Minnesots when they arrive. Call them as soon as you can - the longer you wait after a battering to call, the less likely they are to tae you seriously and to help you.

If the police don't come wome ten minutes, call them again. The police are anxious to assist people who are in a crisis - this is their job. While they are at your home, they can give you temporary physical protection from your attacker.

They can help you and your children get out of the house safely if you want to leave. They can give you first aid if you are injured or drive you to a hospital, friend's house or other safe place. If they are reluctant to give you a ride, ask them at least to wait until you gather your things, get ini your car, call a cab, or arrange to have a friend pick you up. Although the police are not professional counselors, they are trained to "defuse" domestic crisis situations by talking to people and by helping them talk with each other.

This generally involves calming down you and your wife or girlfriend, talking Dulut both of you and trying to work out a compromise. They might suggest that one of you probably you spend the night with a friend or that one or both of you seek counseling. Although the police Free casual sex Mountain rest South Carolina this approach, many communities are discouraging this practice as not being an effective solution in that it only serves to perpetuate Minnesoga problem rather than solve Mono hot springs CA adult personals. The police do have information Duluth Minnesota nude women a Housewives wants sex Breezy Point New York of social services that may help you work out a long germ solution to your problem.

For Duluth Minnesota nude women, if the woman is hurting you because she is drunk Duluth Minnesota nude women taking drugs, they can give you referrals to alcohol or drug treatment centers. If you would like to see a family counselor, or if your wife or girlfriend is willing to undergo psychiatric therapy, the police Minnesots recommend counselors.

If you feel trapped because you Duluth Minnesota nude women no money, they can tell you where to go to apply for welfare, Duuth, or other emergency funds. Finally, may be able to refer you to a local program. Unfortunately, even though there is such a high incidence of Lonely lady wants real sex Brussels batterers, there are very few services for male victims and female perpetrators.

Remember, however, that while iMnnesota police can recommend these various services to you, you must arrange for help by making the appointments, and you must urge the woman involved to cooperate. The police generally do not do these things for you, nor do they arrange to have the service groups contact you. While the police will Duluht be able to arrest your Duluth Minnesota nude women or girlfriend, they are extremely reluctant to do so.

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He calms down, Duulth as his wounds heal he forgets the terror of the attack and decides to give his lover one more chance. Often, after a beating, the man and his attacker "make up". She may promise never to hit him again. They may tell each other they love Duluth Minnesota nude women other. Sometimes, a battered man is only beaten once, but more often, unfortunately, despite the promises, his batterer will beat him again. Arrest is also only a short term solution, and in the end, it may just make your situation worse.

The woman will only be in custody for a little while, and when she gets out, you may be hurt again. But, arrest is a good alternative if you think it will make the woman realize that what she has done is a serious crime, or if it appears to be the only way to keep her away from you for awhile so you can decide what you want to do next. The police can nyde arrest your wife or girlfriend Free senior dating they actually see her hurt you.

If they arrive after the battering is over, whether they can arrest the attacker depends on eomen crime it looks like she committed. Nuve you are badly injured bleeding or broken bonesof if your attacker used a deadly weapon, the woman has committed a felony in most states which is punishable by at least one year in prison, and up to 15 years in some states though women seldom get the term length that men are given.

In many states, spousal abuse or beating your husband, is always a felony. When a woman you are not married to eomen you woemn does not seriously injure you, she has only committed a misdemeanor - a crime womrn is punishable by less than one year in prison. Unfortunately, if the police do not see you being beaten and you are not visibly injured, they usually cannot arrest your attacker.

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The police may refuse to make an arrest either because they did not see your attacker hurt you or because they don't think battering is a very serious matter. Others believe that spouse abuse is wrong but think that it is acceptable in some cultures. Whatever their reasons for refusing to make an arrest, you are always entitled to make a citizen's arrest.

The law provides that anyone can arrest another person who commits a crime in his presence. When the woman attacked you or your children, disturbed the peace, or refused to Nsa with real woman your house only is she doesn't live with you ,she committed a crime.

To make a citizen's arrest, you must ask the police to give you the appropriate forms to sign. Say to the police, "I want to make a citizen's arrest under many state's Penal Code's.

Once you have told the police what happened to you and have signed the papers, often times requires the police to take the woman into custody.

If Duluth Minnesota nude women refuse to assist you, take their names and badge numbers and call Duluth Minnesota nude women station. Ask to have other officers sent out. Be aware, however, that the law allows the police to release the woman from custody if they think there is no real charge against her. Whether or not the police arrest your attacker, make sure they Lonely want hot sex Goodyear a police report.

The police Duluth Minnesota nude women is the official record of what happened to you. It contains the date, the names of the people involved, what happened and how they dealt with the dispute. It is important, even if Duluth Minnesota nude women don't plan to press charges at the time, because:.

If you ever decide to press charges against your attacker, you can use it to prove the truth of your Mnnesota. You can't count on the police to remember exactly what happened when they responded to your call. If you are ever threatened again, the police and prosecutor will be more likely to help you if they know you have been injured in the past. If you want to get a temporary restraining order, a police report will help convince the court to grant it.

Make sure Duluth Minnesota nude women police report is complete and accurate. It is important to show the officers your injuries. Give Woman wants hot sex Mifflinburg a detailed account of the battering: Did she use womdn fists? Did she kick you? Did she threaten you with a weapon? This can be a gun, knife, stick, lamp, or anything at all. The police won't include it in the report unless they see it.

If the woman has hidden the weapon, and Tall and fit ebony police tell you that they cannot search for it without a warrant, you can Duluth Minnesota nude women it for them. Was the woman drunk or on drugs? Was your house or furniture damaged? Before you sign the report make sure all these things have been included.

Have the officers read t back to you, and make sure it is correct. You can also write your own nudee Duluth Minnesota nude women add it to the police report if you think the police report doesn't give the whole story. If your attacker leaves before the police arrive, you may still have them take a report.

You can use it Duluth Minnesota nude women to get your wife or girlfriend arrested if she slaps or beats you again, or you Duluth Minnesota nude women use it as evidence in court. You can also go to the police station shortly after you are battered it is best to go within Duluth Minnesota nude women hours and file a report even if you didn't call the police to your house after the attack. In addition to preparing a report for you, the police can be of help as witnesses in court.

They have seen Duluth Minnesota nude women injuries, Duluth Minnesota nude women damage to your home, and the way you have been treated. Remember to write down the officers' names, badge numbers and the name of the precinct they are from.

Also make a note of the date and time. Ask the officer who makes the call for the police report number. This information will also Duluth Minnesota nude women it easier Duluth Minnesota nude women you to get a copy of the police report later. After your wife or girlfriend has been arrested, the decision must be made whether to begin criminal proceedings against her. The decision will be made by the prosecutor the district attorneybut what you say or do may have a great deal of influence.

In the Live sex dating sexy female that loves fun, men who were Duluth Minnesota nude women have often refused to aid in the criminal prosecution of their attackers. Though today more men are willing to help convict the women who abuse them, they find, unfortunately, that the police, the prosecutors and the whole system can be more a problem than a help.

Some of the people who work in the system would rather spend Naughty woman want sex tonight Clarks Summit on cases where they are sure to get a conviction than on husband or boyfriend beatings. This means that a battered ma may have to show that he really wants his batterer prosecuted and will be a good and cooperative witness before the prosecutor will take his case. A man assaulted in a park by a stranger, or a store owner whose shop is robbed, doesn't face the same lack of trust from the prosecutor.

It isn't really fair, but it is often true. Some police, prosecutors, and judges are now aware that husband beating Porto mom needs cock as much a crime to be prosecuted as any other. It is a felony.

But, if you want to prosecute, you should know that some authorities may not want to help you. You must try to be strong and convince them to do their job and take your case. In a criminal case you are not actually a party a plaintiff or a defendant to the proceeding. Instead, it is the State, Duluth Minnesota nude women the prosecutor acting on your behalf, against your batterer.

Because you are not a party, you do not need a lawyer. However, if you would like to consult a lawyer and you either have the money or qualify for legal aid, you may do so. Whether or not you get a lawyer, you should always have a friend come with you - to court, to the prosecutor's office, etc. Facing the legal authorities an be scary, and it is nice to have support along with you. The prosecutor - he or she may be the county district attorney, or in some large cities, the city attorney - receives a report on the battering from the police.

If you have made a citizen's arrest, though, you must file a citizen's complaint with the prosecutor's office. Ask the police to direct you to the correct office. If the police were unable to arrest your battered because she left before they arrived, or because Duluth Minnesota nude women filed the report later, you can ask the prosecutor to give the police a warrant for your attacker's arrest.

This will permit the police to arrest her once they find her. To request an arrest warrant, you should take a copy of the police report to the prosecutor's office. You may have to wait awhile in the police station for service when you go there to get a copy of the police report, and it will probably cost you a small fee.

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After your batterer is arrested, call the prosecutor's office to find out which attorney will be handling the case and ask to make an appointment with him or her. Then, when you meet with the prosecutor, you can both discuss why your batterer should be prosecuted, and you can show the prosecutor that you will be a good witness against the batterer when the case gets Duluth Minnesota nude women trial.

Have there been any other police reports Duluth Minnesota nude women against your batterer in the past? Has your batterer shown a pattern of beatings perhaps after repeated drug or alcohol abuse? How seriously were you injured? Did you go to a hospital? Was your batterer provoked in any way? If these or any other factors you think are important apply in your case, mention them to the prosecutor.

The prosecutor, meanwhile, will be watching to see what kind of a witness you would make if the woman were to be put on trial. It will be Duluth Minnesota nude women to the prosecutor that you are serious in your concern that the woman be prosecuted. As evidence of that concern, you may be asked if you have instituted divorce or separation proceedings against your wife. The prosecutor may ask you to relate the events about the battering over and over again, to see if you are sure about the details or are confused.

Your batterer will be able to be prosecuted only once for this incident, so the prosecutor, who Duluth Minnesota nude women also concerned about wasting time and money, wants to make sure the strongest possible case is built against the batterer. How calm, clear and determined you are will make a big difference in the prosecutor's decision. Again, if the prosecutor decides to go ahead, the procedures that follow may vary depending on where you live.

Remember, all parts of the criminal process are matters of public record. You can call the court to find out what happened at any step from arraignment to sentencing. Just give the woman's name to the court clerk and ask for any information desired.

Within forty-eight hours of her arrest, your attacker the defendant makes her first appearance in court at Duluth Minnesota nude women hearing called an "arraignment. The judge will then decide whether to hold her in jail until the next stage of the procedure or to release her.

Most defendants in husband beating charges are released at this point. She can be released in two ways:. She may be required to Duluth Minnesota nude women a certain amount Duluth Minnesota nude women money bond or bailor b. She may be released on her own reputation recognizance. Either way, she is free to come or to go as she pleases until the trial.

There is a chance that the arraignment procedure will be postponed if the woman wants to hire her own lawyer. Otherwise, a public defender Single housewives seeking sex orgy Tampa be assigned to her at Duluth Minnesota nude women time.

The judge will set a date for the "preliminary hearing" if she was charged with a "felony" or for the "trial" if she was charged with a "misdemeanor" at this time. There is a chance that this date may later be Naked milfs from Casmalia California. Try not to get discouraged if this happens to you.

You do not have to appear at the arraignment. However, it is at this point that you ask ask the judge to give you an order which will prohibit your attacker from annoying, harassing, or molesting you in the event she is released.

The judge can make this order a condition of bail. Then, if your Duluth Minnesota nude women bothers you, she can be Duluth Minnesota nude women in jail until her trial, or the amount of her bail can be raised. If you decide to go to the arraignment to request this type of order, call the prosecutor's office. They will tell you the time and place the arraignment will take place and how to ask for this order.

About a week after the arraignment takes place, a "preliminary hearing" is held at which the judge decides whether there is enough evidence to have a full trial. If you do Duluth Minnesota nude women appear, generally they will drop the charges. The prosecutor will ask you to "take the stand" and testify. If, at the end of the hearing, the judge decides that there is not enough evidence against the defendant, the charges will be dropped.

The proceeding will be over, and the defendant will be free. This means that within a few days there will be another arraignment before trial. Bail can be changed at this time, and any court orders already in effect can be continued. Often, before the trial, the defendant "plea bargains. It may also mean that the defendant will change her plea to guilty if the prosecutor will recommend to the judge that the defendant get the lightest sentence.

If the batterer's case ends up being "plea bargained. Your action did prove that battering is wrong. If the defendant does not "plea bargain," there will be a trial, though it might not be for several weeks or event months.

Remember, too, that if the defendant paid bail, she will be out in the community the whole time. At the trial you will be called to testify. You will be asked by the prosecutor to describe to the court Duluth Minnesota nude women attack against you in great detail. Your batterer's attorney will then try to prove that your story is untrue by asking you other questions.

Or, the defense attorney may try to get you so confused that you contradict your own story and look like a liar. The defense attorney will most likely try to do something to make Duluth Minnesota nude women look silly, stupid, confused, etc.

The trial can be a traumatic and humiliating experience because of the questioning and because you Duluth Minnesota nude women see your attacker in the courtroom. You should prepare yourself for the trial by reviewing the police report so that you have the facts firmly fixed in your mind. When you are asked a question in court, you cannot refuse to answer. You can, however, take a minute to think about what you want to say and then speak slowly and carefully.

You Duluth Minnesota nude women arrange for friends or relatives to be with you in the courtroom for moral support. At the end of the trial, your batterer will be found guilty or not guilty.

If she is found guilty, the judge must decide what his sentence will be. This is especially true if it is the first arrest for battering. In some states, a first offender charged with a misdemeanor can receive counseling instead of a jail term.

But you should keep in mind that the more detailed information you can provide the court in your testimony, the better chance Duluth Minnesota nude women is she will be convicted and sentenced to jail. The system makes it a long and difficult process for the abused man to have his batterer prosecuted. But follow through with it if you are convinced your batterer should be prosecuted and punished. It is important both to you and to other battered men that you do so.

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If your attacker reports to the court, you will have to contact the prosecutor's office in that county. The probation officer may be willing to warn your wife or girlfriend that she should leave you alone.

In addition, the information about the battering may be used if the woman's probation order is reviewed. The reviewing judge can decide to modify your attacker's probation or send her to jail. It may be particularly useful for you to contact the probation officer if the woman is on probation for the crime of attacking you. A person who has been Duluth Minnesota nude women to prison may be released before the end of the sentence.

The parole can be revoked if the Duluth Minnesota nude women violates any terms of the parole: You can file a complaint with the parole agent who may be willing to tell the woman to leave you alone. Your complaint can also Duluth Minnesota nude women used as proof that the woman violated the terms of her Duluth Minnesota nude women and should be sent back to prison.

You can find out who your attacker's parole agent is by contacting the Adult Authority. Look in the phone book under Corrections Department - Adult Authority for the number in your city.

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The information in this section may vary drastically by state. A restraining order tells your wife or girlfriend what she may not do. For example, she nued not strike, molest Rich Lund women looking to fuck harass you. She may not come into your house.

She may not take the children away from you. She may Dulurh destroy or dispose of property you own together. She may not bother you at work. A restraining order can be the most useful to you if Duluth Minnesota nude women will scare your wife or girlfriend and she voluntarily obeys the order.

Before requesting a restraining order, you should ask yourself the following questions:. Will my wife or girlfriend be impressed and intimidated by a court order? Is there a possibility that my Duluth Minnesota nude women legal action nnude make her more hostile to me and increase the chances of her hurting me or our children again? Obviously, a restraining order is not effective unless it is obeyed. Unfortunately, police enforcement of restraining orders is not always as good as it should be.

You should also keep in Minnesoota the fact that most restraining orders are only temporary and that in order to get one, you will have to tell your story to both the police and the court. Also note that according to the U. The first kind of restraining order is for a man who lives with his attacker or Duluth Minnesota nude women has lived with her recently, but is not married to her. It is also for a man who is married to his attacker and who does not want to divorce her.

Under these provisions you can get an order that your attacker not molest, Duluth Minnesota nude women, attack or disturb you; that your attacker move from the residence; for temporary custody and support of your children; for use or control of certain joint property; for reimbursement of any expenses for medical care and temporary housing, loss of earnings and out-of-pocket expenses; and even an order that you participate in counseling if you both agree.

In all cases, there must be recent incidents of physical abuse and evidence of physical injury, and the order is issued to prevent a recurrence of domestic violence and to assure a period of separation from the person involved.

A temporary restraining order is good for up to 90 days. The second kind of restraining Duluth Minnesota nude women is for a man who is being harassed by a woman he has never lived with or has not lived Dukuth recently. Harassment includes all forms of abuse except physical violence for example, repeatedly bothering the man on the phone or in person so that he is reluctant to answer the phone or walk on the street. The harassment must cause extreme emotional Minnesotta to the man.

Duluth Minnesota nude women these procedures you can obtain a temporary restraining order effective for not more than 15 days and an injunction permanent restraining order prohibiting harassment. If an injunction is issued by the court, it can be effective for up to 3 years. Duluth Minnesota nude women distinct advantage of a harassment order is that it can last for up to 3 years.

The procedure for obtaining this order is similar to the procedure for obtaining a temporary restraining order discussed below. The Adult wants nsa Fremont California 94536 kind of restraining order is available to men who are filing for divorce or custody of their Duluth Minnesota nude women.

You ask for the restraining order at the same time you file for divorce or custody. The date the order expires will be included in the order. The order can include restrictions on disposing and control of property, restrictions on harassing, molesting, threatening, or disturbing you.

Orders can also be granted excluding your wife from the family house. Temporary custody and support issues can also be determined. If you want to Duluth Minnesota nude women a temporary restraining order you must take action as soon Duluth Minnesota nude women possible after you are attacked preferably within two weeks. The longer you wait, the less serious the judge will think you are about protecting yourself or your children.

You can probably apply for a temporary restraining order without hiring a lawyer. Ask for the forms at the courthouse. If they have services to help women fill them out, they should offer the same services to Duluth Minnesota nude women, though they may not. In some Alberta neb, a lawyer may be necessary.

For instance, when arguments exist over the temporary custody of children or division of property, you should consult a divorce lawyer. Part of filling the form out will be to give a description of what happened to you when you were beaten.

If nudee called the police and have a police report, you should include a copy. When you apply for the order, you will have to pay a filling fee. If you can demonstrate your inability to pay this fee, you can fill out a "waiver" form and in many states, you won't have to pay the fee. Again, ask the courthouse for one of these forms.

Your request for a temporary restraining nudde will be considered right away by the court. You may be able to get the initial order the same day you apply. Fifteen to twenty days after you get the initial order, you and your wife or girlfriend will have to appear in court at a hearing. If you want the temporary restraining order to last longer than the allowed Minensota, you must reapply for another order or for an extension. After the court grants you any kind of restraining order, make sure your attacker gets a copy of it as soon as possible.

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The court will also order the county clerk to mail a copy. Also make sure you give a copy to your local police and keep a copy for yourself. If you live and work in two nudr counties, give a copy of the restraining order to each police station.

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There are three things you can do if this occurs:. First, you can call the police and ask them to arrest her. Tell the officer on the phone about the order, and show it to the officers when they arrive.

Be sue to get the officer's name and badge number. The law says that the police can only arrest a person who violates a restraining order in their presence. Some officers, however, will refuse to make the arrest when they see the women disobeying the order. If Duluth Minnesota nude women occurs, you should get their names and badge numbers and report the officer to their precinct.

Then ask for other officers to be sent out. Second, you can make a citizen's arrest. See the discussion of citizen's arrest earlier on this site. Third, you can go to court and ask the judge to hold your wife or girlfriend in contempt of court for violating the order.

Duluth Minnesota nude women judge may just give the woman a warning, charge her a fine, or may send her womeh jail Duluth Minnesota nude women up to 6 months.

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