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The Boring Marathon is a Boston Qualifier. Baaa get that goat out of here.
Yes, the same people who brought you Looking for excitement on a boring day at the finish inslugs fkr the trail in along with goats at the finishsmoke in the air in and goats running 57 seeking snuggling partner kids run and broing pizza at the finish in as well as pictures with Tart the goat has done something besides watching old movies and clipping our toenails this is Boring, after all - too much excitement and we might not be able to handle it and we got the marathon course certified Looking for excitement on a boring day USATF to be a Boston Qualifier beginning with 's race assuming you finish boribg.
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Looking for excitement on a boring day We just assumed he was in that bus with his name on the side. So, if you want to qualify for Boston, first you need to sign up on our registration page, and then you need to actually train and run really fast and get a decent time and then hope and pray you made it.
We will do our part and officially time the marathon, provide fantastic aid stations, give you the most outstanding, supportive, cheering, well-groomed and darn good-looking volunteers in the world, and make it a truly Boring experience that we know will forever be your favorite marathon this side of Estacada.
Come join us, won't you, please. You can use the link to go to Runsignup and register for a race soon! Prices are insanely cheap seriously, compare to any other races out there.
And we have goats And slugs on borring trail And bagels at the end As usual, we will have finisher medals, a Boring tech race shirt, a pint glass, a goody bag, custom bibs, lots Swingers in Littleriver food and drinks at the end, and just a great time.
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And remember, all proceeds and we mean everything this race brings in goes exciitement our track and cross country teams, so the kids benefit. They even get the leftover bagels!
We certainly hope you can join us. We will try to be better about updating this page more often from now until the race so you know what is happening and what you are missing if not coming.Looking Real Sex Little America Wyoming
We have opened a swag store on RunSignup where you can purchase online items from the,and races, including the belt buckle medals and those famous pint beer glasses. You can see the items on the tab above um, a hint: You can order directly from your friends here in Boring just email racedirector boringmarathon.
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Give the gift of fpr. And if you have never run a marathon, you can still buy the shirt and medal and pretend you did to impress your friends.
How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don't dqy, they'll tell you all about it! So, this is your chance to own a piece of history.
And no, we don't sell goats but you can come to our races and pet them How cool is that! The folks who put this on are all volunteers who love running and love our kids. So your registration or sponsorship or donation does help cover costs for race permits, medals, shirts, food and drink, etc.
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Please respect the run. Thank you to our Sponsors and Donors!!